the matrix is real
i saw keanu reeves on my way to school today. suzanne wasn't convinced it was him until he walked past us and was heard to say, "so, was that her," in reference to someone he was talking about with his female companion.
it smacked of an excellent adventure from days past and we finished our walk to school from union square with silly grins on our faces. at least i did. this is our first celebrity sighting so far, and if it had to be anyone i'm glad it was keanu. if anyone truly symbolizes our odyssey from rochester to san diego, to manhattan, its keanu. i'm not exactly sure why, it has something to do with san dimas and the matrix.
either way, i could've reached out and whacked keanu in the face. "that's for 'the replacements,' you dick." that's what i woulda said. not really though. even though his filmography is littered with steaming turds, he seems like a nice enough guy.
i'm gonna be done rambling about keanu now. i don't want people knowing...i mean, thinking, i have a strange hidden obsession with him.
it smacked of an excellent adventure from days past and we finished our walk to school from union square with silly grins on our faces. at least i did. this is our first celebrity sighting so far, and if it had to be anyone i'm glad it was keanu. if anyone truly symbolizes our odyssey from rochester to san diego, to manhattan, its keanu. i'm not exactly sure why, it has something to do with san dimas and the matrix.
either way, i could've reached out and whacked keanu in the face. "that's for 'the replacements,' you dick." that's what i woulda said. not really though. even though his filmography is littered with steaming turds, he seems like a nice enough guy.
i'm gonna be done rambling about keanu now. i don't want people knowing...i mean, thinking, i have a strange hidden obsession with him.
posted by R. Peeps at 9:29 PM
4 Comments:
keanu sucks a big one.
why?
as an actor, hes supposed to be a goddamn fuckin cameleon!!! yet his character never changes!
*sighs heavily*
but oh well.
YEY for celebrity sightings! :)
i have no beef with keanu other than the fact that i appreciate cameleons. but if you can make a living without having the real talent, then FUCK IT! :) lol i still love him, dont break into a sweat or anything. :P
and it all dissapears cause i shed skins. turning a new leaf here remember?!
and i'm painting the town red, orange, and fuckin aquamarine over here! :)
"I know kung-fu."
I haven't seen a celebrity since I left LA over a year ago. Wait, that's a lie. I saw Kevin Sorbo in Kodiak. Shook his hand and took his picture and ran it in the paper. I call him Sorbes. Because we're good friends now.
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