Thursday, February 28, 2008

spaceballs

remember in spaceballs when mel brooks gets beamed from his office to central control and his head ends up backwards and he looks down at his ass and says "why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?"
well...i just saw my ass in a mirror in such a way that god never intended a man to see his own ass. why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?
yes, this is what i'm thinking about at 2:07 in the morning after doing my laundry and smoking several cigarettes.

1 Comments:

Blogger GreenLibrarian said...

What a great movie...if only my father hadn't ruined it.

Worst part is...I've picked up that habit of talking through the quotes of a movie.

Anyway, your sweet, tight ass is just fine, Muffin.

3:50 PM  

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