Saturday, October 06, 2007

the end

suzanne and i are breaking up. this may come as a shock to some, and to others it may not. suffice it to say, things were never perfect.
i will not go into the details here, because this is not a one-sided story, and i would only be able to give you my side of things. i will simply say that this is not what i want to happen, regardless of the fact that i can see that this may be what is best for us both.
the truth is that my ability to see this is making things much more difficult for me.

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Blogger andrew said...

Since we've been talking about this via e-mail I've got little to add. So I'll tell a joke.

An old man and an old lady walk into a bar. They strike up a conversation with the bartender. who learns that 30 years ago they'd met in his bar and that 29 years ago they were married.

"What was the old guy like back then?" the bartender asks the old lady when the man has gone to the can.

"Well, I'm not sure I should be telling you this," the lady says, ears flushing from the brandy she's drank, "but 30 years ago he was he took me out back where that fence is and we had the steamiest, filthiest sex of our relationship."

Bartender grins, though he's a bit taken aback.

As the night winds on the old couple get to whispering and soon they've left through the back door.

The bar patrons crowd around the window to watch. The old man has his wife's skirt over her head and is performing the most acrobatic sex any of them have ever seen. Freaky hot monkey acrobat sex.

Then, all of a sudden, the old couple collapses in the snow. And they don't get up. So the bartender goes outside and picks the old man up off the ground.

"My word, that's the craziest monkey sex I've ever seen! How do you keep the passion alive after 30 years?" the bartender says.

The man brushes himself off and says, "son, let me tell you something. 30 years ago when I first came to this bar, that fence was not electrified."

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Blogger R. Peeps said...

"he who controls the past, controls the present.
he who controls the present, controls the future."

9:31 AM  
Blogger kiss my shades said...

*sigh*... what can i say? nothing. just nod, give out hugs, and say that when a door closes, another one always opens. i offer my love as usual. keep that chin up bucko! :) xo

10:42 PM  
Blogger Hoffcorp said...

Hi Rob,

I haven't heard from you in a while. It is Dave, if you would email me or call me that would be nice. If you do not feel like you are up to it, well then that is alright and I understand. We can talk about whatever you want to talk about. I am coming to New York City, and I would like to see you on this trip. If you have lost my contact info, I need some way to send it to you. I will check this blog in hopes of seeing a reply.

=Dave

2:02 PM  

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