this just happened
i had heard a loud banging sound outside, potentially even gunfire, but by the time i got to the window with the best view there was already a tall, skinny, young man sitting on the ground against the ironclad security system of bushwick, the metal rolling garage door, and he was doing so without a shirt on. soon he arose from his recumbant state and began to, very emphatically, profess his undying love and affection for the young woman who was tragically the focal point and fulcrum of this whole unfortunate scene.
amazingly, almost out of nowhere, pracitcally on cue, the fuzz rolls in and parks strategically in front of the urban stage as the tal, skinny, topless young man continues to profess his undying love, as if to say, "i love you so much that i will stand here, topless, in front of the cops and...hey, shut the fuck up!"
OH YEAH! you heard right, he told the cops to shut the fuck up. at this point it becomes clear that the cops were not just sitting in their car chatting, that they were in fact trying to talk to the crazed young man, but apparently he was not responding. at this point there is a brief interchange of yelling at the cops and softly telling the young lady, "this is how much i love you, and will always love you," until he taunts the cops and says, "yeah, come on! arrest me!"
car doors open simultaneously, the stocky, burly cops come straight out of the car, approach the tall, skinny, young man, who bravely stands his ground, grab him and throw him - literally throw him - against the metal rolling garage door, pin him to it and cuff him. the whole thing took 7.3 seconds, it was amazing.
here comes the best part. this is the part that made me have to blog about this immediately. after the cops have the young man in the car, along with his few posessions that were carelessly strewn about on the sidewalk, all of the people who were standing around watching this whole thing unfold, probably 7 people, including the ex/girlfriend, proceed to meander away from the cops, and all pile into the same, hunter green...ASTRO VAN!
FUCK YEAH! rollin' deep in the 'hood in your motherfuckin' ass-tro van, bitch!
i love this fucking city. brooklyn, stand up! 718!
amazingly, almost out of nowhere, pracitcally on cue, the fuzz rolls in and parks strategically in front of the urban stage as the tal, skinny, topless young man continues to profess his undying love, as if to say, "i love you so much that i will stand here, topless, in front of the cops and...hey, shut the fuck up!"
OH YEAH! you heard right, he told the cops to shut the fuck up. at this point it becomes clear that the cops were not just sitting in their car chatting, that they were in fact trying to talk to the crazed young man, but apparently he was not responding. at this point there is a brief interchange of yelling at the cops and softly telling the young lady, "this is how much i love you, and will always love you," until he taunts the cops and says, "yeah, come on! arrest me!"
car doors open simultaneously, the stocky, burly cops come straight out of the car, approach the tall, skinny, young man, who bravely stands his ground, grab him and throw him - literally throw him - against the metal rolling garage door, pin him to it and cuff him. the whole thing took 7.3 seconds, it was amazing.
here comes the best part. this is the part that made me have to blog about this immediately. after the cops have the young man in the car, along with his few posessions that were carelessly strewn about on the sidewalk, all of the people who were standing around watching this whole thing unfold, probably 7 people, including the ex/girlfriend, proceed to meander away from the cops, and all pile into the same, hunter green...ASTRO VAN!
FUCK YEAH! rollin' deep in the 'hood in your motherfuckin' ass-tro van, bitch!
i love this fucking city. brooklyn, stand up! 718!
posted by R. Peeps at 12:46 AM
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